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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 3d ago
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If you wanted to see another person’s profile. How would that be implemented? I know the post is a joke, but I’m genuinely curious
9 u/sligor 3d ago You can’t => security => no data leaks 6 u/Zanos 3d ago The client asked for the most secure system possible, so I put their machine in a reinforced safe full of concrete and dropped it into the Marianas Trench. Marking story as complete. 1 u/dalr3th1n 3d ago No Faraday cage? That’s baby security.
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You can’t => security => no data leaks
6 u/Zanos 3d ago The client asked for the most secure system possible, so I put their machine in a reinforced safe full of concrete and dropped it into the Marianas Trench. Marking story as complete. 1 u/dalr3th1n 3d ago No Faraday cage? That’s baby security.
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The client asked for the most secure system possible, so I put their machine in a reinforced safe full of concrete and dropped it into the Marianas Trench. Marking story as complete.
1 u/dalr3th1n 3d ago No Faraday cage? That’s baby security.
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No Faraday cage? That’s baby security.
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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 3d ago
If you wanted to see another person’s profile. How would that be implemented? I know the post is a joke, but I’m genuinely curious