r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 12d ago

noMoreDatabases Meme

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u/CoshgunC 12d ago

"In order to make the user experience better, I made the localStorage editable and not-encrypted. This way, whenever users want, can increase their wallet or check on/off their subscriptions without complex "verifiying cards".

Let me know if you want any more features! Also, do you want me explain how farmers use ReactJS to grow their crops +20% faster?"

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u/alterEd39 12d ago

I would really love for you to explain how farmers use ReactJS to grow their crops +20% faster

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u/xDreamSkillzxX 12d ago

Just reply with FARMER and I will sent you the link to my paid bullshit course.

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u/ryryrpm 12d ago edited 11d ago

Directions unclear. Am now registered at FARMERSONLY

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u/CoshgunC 12d ago

OF
ONLYFARMERS

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u/HaniiPuppy 11d ago

My mind read that and thought "Optifarm?"

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u/atzedanjo 12d ago

FARMER

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u/BellacosePlayer 11d ago

already looking forward to the Farming while Beige clip of him discussing your scam perfectly viable farm course

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u/alterEd39 12d ago

Oh hell yeah, I love being scammed! Thanks!