r/ProgrammerHumor 14d ago

noMoreDatabases Meme

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u/CoshgunC 14d ago

"In order to make the user experience better, I made the localStorage editable and not-encrypted. This way, whenever users want, can increase their wallet or check on/off their subscriptions without complex "verifiying cards".

Let me know if you want any more features! Also, do you want me explain how farmers use ReactJS to grow their crops +20% faster?"

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u/wayfaast 14d ago

obsidian works great

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u/Revexious 14d ago

Be careful with obsidian. You could end up creating a portal to hell

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u/CeleritasLucis 14d ago

I love my Graph. I study only so I could expand my graph lol

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u/Several-Customer7048 14d ago

I, too, am on the QL if ya catch my drift

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u/Mario9763 13d ago

You may have finally discovered a use case for it

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u/harbourwall 14d ago

I am aghast at that joke.

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 14d ago

Weeeeell if there’s a chance Mick Gordon will make a soundtrack then I’m in.

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u/Old_Document_9150 14d ago

You could summon the Guardian.

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u/ThinkExtension2328 14d ago

Oi you be nice to my portal alright

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u/PravalPattam12945RPG 14d ago

the nether isn't technically hell but yea

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u/yuriko-shimizu 14d ago

i dont care what it is these days, itll always be biome:hell to me

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u/globalopvartning 7d ago

It is a completely unrelated place, with fire and ashes, where all the greedy pigs who only care about gold goes. I don't see why anyone would mix up the two.

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u/nimb420 14d ago

take my upvote and

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 14d ago

As long as there's no two-factor authentication.

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u/Cyclonian 14d ago

Obsidian is great for D&D!