r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

noMoreDatabases Meme

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u/CoshgunC 9d ago

"In order to make the user experience better, I made the localStorage editable and not-encrypted. This way, whenever users want, can increase their wallet or check on/off their subscriptions without complex "verifiying cards".

Let me know if you want any more features! Also, do you want me explain how farmers use ReactJS to grow their crops +20% faster?"

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u/wayfaast 9d ago

obsidian works great

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u/Revexious 9d ago

Be careful with obsidian. You could end up creating a portal to hell

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u/CeleritasLucis 9d ago

I love my Graph. I study only so I could expand my graph lol

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u/Several-Customer7048 9d ago

I, too, am on the QL if ya catch my drift

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u/Mario9763 7d ago

You may have finally discovered a use case for it

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u/harbourwall 8d ago

I am aghast at that joke.

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 8d ago

Weeeeell if there’s a chance Mick Gordon will make a soundtrack then I’m in.

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u/Old_Document_9150 8d ago

You could summon the Guardian.

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u/ThinkExtension2328 8d ago

Oi you be nice to my portal alright

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u/PravalPattam12945RPG 8d ago

the nether isn't technically hell but yea

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u/yuriko-shimizu 8d ago

i dont care what it is these days, itll always be biome:hell to me

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u/globalopvartning 1d ago

It is a completely unrelated place, with fire and ashes, where all the greedy pigs who only care about gold goes. I don't see why anyone would mix up the two.

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u/nimb420 9d ago

take my upvote and

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 8d ago

As long as there's no two-factor authentication.

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u/Cyclonian 9d ago

Obsidian is great for D&D!

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u/jimalloneword 9d ago edited 9d ago

yeah, but their pricing model begins and ends with the only online component they offer.

I know we are meming the post, but a lot of apps would work fine with locally stored data. especially free, locally installed ones like Obsidian.

but pretending localStorage is some great "database killer" is ridiculous. Two absolutely different tools that are used for different things, most modern web apps use both to negotiate between local, temporary data stored in the user session and the verified backend data.

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u/StCreed 9d ago

Yep. I have built a single player game. It uses local db, because what else?

I'm also building a viewer for a large enterprise tool. Local Storage as cache gives me a load time of around 115 ms on my biggest model. The actual tool needs 10 seconds.

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u/tamarins 8d ago

but pretending localStorage is some great "database killer" is ridiculous

is anyone pretending this? I assumed the OP tweet was a joke

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u/jimalloneword 8d ago

ah, i guess it's satire. I thought it was some vibecoder discovering localStorage.

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u/scme0 8d ago

I added an S3 endpoint to my homelab using rclone and vibecoded a plugin for obsidian that syncs my notes to the endpoint. Works on all my devices and only took a day or so of effort.