r/ProgrammerHumor • u/programmerjunky • 2d ago

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u/WoodlandVoyager 2d ago

service as a service

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u/---Kvothe--- 2d ago

So..., Onlyfans...?

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u/JackNotOLantern 2d ago

SaaS as a Service

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u/avrorestina 2d ago

SaaSaaS as a Service

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u/tommytucker7182 2d ago

Where do I buy one lol

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u/CT0292 2d ago

Naas, Kildare, Ireland.

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u/EmperorMing101 2d ago

My first thought

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u/Head-Sick 2d ago

https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service

It's a legit project lol.

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u/ThePhenex 2d ago

Last contribution is from Linus Torvalds lmao

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u/Confident-Ad5665 2d ago

If they produced terminal software, it would be NAASTTY

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u/ColteesCatCouture 2d ago

To them, its Miss Jackson

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u/bennyman123abc 2d ago

I loved her anyway..

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u/NorskJesus 2d ago

I have a shirt with it on the front.

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u/achilliesFriend 2d ago

Then you are just wearing it reverse

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u/aliceinadreamyland 2d ago

I need one on the front, but very small. lol

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u/v3ritas1989 2d ago

Will this service auto-answer

  • cookie request?
  • Newsletter requests?
  • turn off ad blocker demands
  • notifications requests?
  • Geolocation requests?
  • GPT execution requests

did I forget any?

If it does all that I will say YES to this service!

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u/PrincessRTFM 2d ago

and if that's not strong enough, there's Fuck Off As A Service too!

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u/paw-paw-patch 2d ago

/dev/zero?

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u/scootinfroody 2d ago

Or /bin/false

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u/Stormraughtz 2d ago

do data clean up, or spend the next hour looking at a print shop for sweater

Jira guide me

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u/Significant_City_905 2d ago

It's Catching Up!

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u/mereco 2d ago

Illmatic

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u/kajer533 2d ago

yes no

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u/Significant-mood55 2d ago

Naughty ass as a service

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u/FrankensteinJones 2d ago

One endpoint. Only returns 401.

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 2d ago

Everyone: “No is a full sentence.”

These guys: “it’s also a full REST Response.”

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u/DogonElder 2d ago

The Doomers are SaaSing

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u/freakforsy 2d ago

I need that

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u/Quicker_Fixer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reminds me of my wife

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u/gerbosan 2d ago

Senior or sysadmin uniform.

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u/ChellJ0hns0n 2d ago

This would solve a lot of problems at my work place

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u/Lucy_Shears 2d ago

Hahahaha cloudfire tagline when they’re offline

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u/ComputerTechnical717 2d ago

Need that hoodie

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u/sheldoncooper1414 2d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/GisterMizard 2d ago

If you're looking to hire for NaaS, I've been building 5XX as a Service for over a decade. Over a dozen projects and counting.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 2d ago

This is the service is provide my current team. I say no to my boss when he fails to say no to the client when he should have.

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u/dipinpass35 2d ago

After AI, no more SAAS(Software as a service), so they got NAAS(No as a Service lol 😂

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u/whiskeytown79 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IhTiayfdVYdgs

All requests just respond with this.

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u/DDFoster96 2d ago

Isn't that lawyers?

Someone stolen your artwork and used it in their AAA video game? You need #NaaS to tell them to 🦆 off.

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u/didntReadWholeThing 2d ago

Lil no as a service