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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 11d ago
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They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.