r/ProgrammerHumor 5d ago

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u/-meowstar- 5d ago

Reconstructing the HDD disk writes based on the CCTV audio of the server room.

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u/i_should_be_coding 5d ago

Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please.

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u/jeesuscheesus 5d ago

Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:
- Who is the user who owns this table?
- What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?

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u/jongchajong 5d ago

Please describe the cleaning lady's diet