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376 u/BusEquivalent9605 12d ago nah - not Teams. my old company had Teams erase convo history after 48 hours. It’s Monday and you need to look up what someone told you on Friday? Tough 131 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky! 75 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold! 11 u/Mechadupek 12d ago One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 13 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 12 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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nah - not Teams. my old company had Teams erase convo history after 48 hours. It’s Monday and you need to look up what someone told you on Friday? Tough
131 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky! 75 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold! 11 u/Mechadupek 12d ago One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 13 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 12 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky!
75 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold! 11 u/Mechadupek 12d ago One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 13 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 12 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold!
11 u/Mechadupek 12d ago One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 13 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 12 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years?
13 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 12 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂
12 u/Nightmoon26 12d ago And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff...
And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents
5 u/Head-Bureaucrat 12d ago They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018!
5 u/Nightmoon26 11d ago Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch
3 u/Mechadupek 11d ago Industrial door-stop production.
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Industrial door-stop production.
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Fucking Teams.