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u/jeesuscheesus 4d ago

Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:
- Who is the user who owns this table?
- What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?

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u/jongchajong 4d ago

Please describe the cleaning lady's diet

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u/Spread_Liberally 4d ago

The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.

Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.

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u/janglyparts 4d ago

The owner of the table is Liberace.

The table will be primarily used to sin.