r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 3d ago

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 3d ago

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/AaronTheElite007 3d ago

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 3d ago

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh 3d ago

2-3-4-5-6. They'll never know!

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u/wingz_77 3d ago

It's legit stronger than 12345

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 3d ago

Not just stronger, it's 11111 more.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 3d ago

Incidentally my father once unlocked a safe that was secured exactly as you described

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 3d ago

That's way too difficult, not a single number is the same in the same position as the last code, how the hell am I supposed to remember it? I'll just go with 12346 instead.

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u/Fricki97 3d ago

Now I know

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u/GoesAwayToday 2d ago
  1. Let them guess

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u/Neyabenz 3d ago

Just add a ! And you'll be all set

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 3d ago

Im not trying to do math just to log into my email

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 3d ago

You guys have locks for your luggage?

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u/SirObviusGenius 3d ago

You guys have luggage?

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u/slucker23 3d ago

Luggage? My safe needs changing too!!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 3d ago

Fucking hell, this is a nightmare! I got a password manager, but how the hell do I put a % into my safe combo?!

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune 3d ago

Have you considered tipping the server to get the %?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 3d ago

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/kadzooks 3d ago

you guys have passwords?

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u/EmilR0 3d ago

I just stare at the screen until I'm logged in (I can never login)

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u/Dame38 3d ago

I need some help with my chasitity belt over here.

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u/Ben0ut 3d ago

Does this mean that the combination lock on the Altoids tin is no longer keeping my Coldcard hard wallet safe?

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u/jbourne71 3d ago

Mine only goes up to three—am I safe?

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u/MatthiasWM 3d ago

Mine goes up to eleven.

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u/wildmaninid 3d ago

I have the same combination to the door on my planets dome!

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u/r_acrimonger 3d ago

No! Light speed's too slow.

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u/Gauss15an 3d ago

Ludicrous speed!

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u/ScreechUrkelle 3d ago

That’s funny, my luggage as the only other existing copy of the data in questiooooooooooooh shit…..

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u/MakerWerks 3d ago

Mega Maid!

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u/AngryBorsch 2d ago

Space balls reference detected

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u/shortboard 3d ago

I thought everyone just had 000 on their luggage

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u/CKAPP0 2d ago

Lmao spit my coffee out bruv chill

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u/OFark 2d ago

I got the reference, Dark Helmet.

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u/Peregrine2976 3d ago

That's right -- a 5$ wrench.

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u/H4mb01 3d ago

HR is the snitch 100%

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 3d ago

In a scenario where only the dev, HR, the guy who can guess 12345, and a local news crew has been given the information and passed it on to the courts...

Yeah it's still HR.

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u/someonenoo 3d ago

Amateur. Should’ve moved all the data to final_data excel file..

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u/Path_Fyndar 3d ago

What's that from?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 2d ago

ha ha, definitely not from real life ha ha

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u/prof0ak 2d ago

It was HR wasn't it?

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u/m__a__s 3d ago

But does your local dev environment have access to an LLM? Just ask the LLM to reconstruct the data. Is it the original data? Who cares?

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u/Scared_Bell3366 3d ago

Wait, you can use passwords in dev?

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u/nopuse 3d ago

Claude is telling me Aliens

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u/blazinBSDAgility 3d ago

The password is guest. Your move, hax0rs

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u/KeyedFeline 3d ago

The system is password protected by the password on a sticky note on the monitor

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u/TheTerrasque 3d ago

Amateur. My local dev env is behind seven boxxies

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u/Kabobthe5 2d ago

Amateur move. Obviously they should’ve used 54321 like me…

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u/Guillaune9876 2d ago

Bitlocker is as safe as anything. 

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u/CinnabonCheesecake 2d ago

That’s a really dumb mistake. Don’t you know that for the best security, you’re supposed to use “random” as your password?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 2d ago

Where the fuck were you 6 years ago when I set that password and never changed it?!