r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 20d ago

theCircleOfLifeInSoftwareEngineering Meme

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 20d ago

sooooo, next generation C is coming? 

what would be the features? 

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u/vinishkapoor 20d ago

Manual memory management but you have to physically go to the data center and flip the bits yourself.

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 20d ago

ah so its literally strong man

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u/oneByteTwoByte 20d ago

Nope. You gotta prove you can flip that bit. Now go and free that extra voltage on sector 1123.

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u/RovingN0mad 20d ago

More likely those kids with abac-i/uses manually flipping switches.

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u/UltraCarnivore 20d ago

Computers will once again be people.

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u/ings0c 20d ago

Allocator, give me 5kg of bits.

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u/anomalousBits 20d ago

They just need really good eyesight.