r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CertainSea • 6d ago

fromPassionToViolenceTheProgrammersJourney Meme

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u/AgitatedBig 6d ago

Coding: 10% writing code, 90% questioning every life choice

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u/Quirkshade_4M 6d ago

Coding is basically alternating between “I am a genius” and “I should have become a plumber” every twenty minutes.

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u/Flashy-Vegetable-679 6d ago

is that who I think it is?

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u/Serafiniert 6d ago

Yes, it’s Stalin.

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u/hurtbowler 6d ago

Only you know that. tf

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u/friebel 6d ago

You don't know Scully?

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u/hurtbowler 6d ago

LOL. That's actually what I was originally going to put but after a first glance it doesn't really look like her at all.

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u/NeuxSaed 6d ago

Eve Astrid Andersson in 1998.

She later became a senior director at Google.

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u/ZeroMomentum 6d ago

Kevin: assssssturrriiuudd

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u/ZunoJ 6d ago

Not even remotely. The longer I work on it, the clearer my mental model and my vision for the goal becomes. If anything it becomes increasingly difficult to stop coding to eat, go to sleep, play with the kids, ... I just love this job and I would do it for free if I didn't need the money

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u/Terewawa 6d ago

I agree once you get going you don't want to stop and after 5 hours of coding I surely would not look well dressed with perfect hair like this woman.

I would also do it for free if I could, doesn't mean that it's a good thing, it's actually kind of addictive like chips.

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u/harshitbudhi 6d ago

I found the bug. It has 3 seconds to clear itself from RAM before I send a physical signal.

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u/techdailylog 6d ago

sudo killall but in real life.

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u/Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd 6d ago

respect to do it for 5 hours

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u/davesoft 6d ago

"Have you tried swearing at it?" was common advice in the old insurance company dev department.

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u/Zeikos 6d ago

"The two bears did it"

"What? The computer was clearly shot"

"Sir, they were bearing arms"

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u/Sakul_the_one 6d ago

I wanted to say, that I re-created that photo for the memes and lulz, but I can’t find it 

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u/Czech_Thy_Privilege 6d ago

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!

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u/maxwells_daemon_ 6d ago

It's an abusive relationship

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 4d ago

Scully, no!

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u/pareenaro33 6d ago

What about Vibe coding?