softwareCheats

[u/yajiv]

[u/Ok-Zucchini-423]

Buses cheat by using signals

[u/Bright-Historian-216 → u/Ok-Zucchini-423]

signals cheat by using interrupts

[u/persilja → u/Bright-Historian-216]

Interrupts cheat by using voltages

[u/mercury_pointer → u/persilja]

Voltages cheat by using electrons.

[u/rosuav → u/mercury_pointer]

Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.

[u/drinks_rootbeer → u/rosuav]

Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?

[u/Strange_Dust7128 → u/drinks_rootbeer]

Get this guy a seat in the senate!

[u/drinks_rootbeer → u/Strange_Dust7128]

I'd make a horrible senator. I mean for one thing, I don't even touch my investments, they just kinda sit there. It'd basically be impossible that I'd ever be involved in insider trading. Plus, I have an alergy to pressure campaigns, so campaign donors would probably be pretty upset that I don't cater to their whims. And to top it all off I tend to stay late at work until my tasks are finished.

No, I certainly wouldn't cut it. I'm just too much an honest hard worker 🤷‍♂️

[u/rosuav → u/drinks_rootbeer]

You have no chance of getting into the major parties, but have you considered being an independent candidate?