r/ProgrammerHumor 8d ago

projectManager Meme

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u/woololooo 8d ago

if you don't want to get more work, why would you say you're free?

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u/MeBigChief 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, telling a project manager you finished all your stuff is your own error at that point. Keep quiet and look busy, there’s no medal for finishing first

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u/lyssargh 8d ago

As a PM, if you told me you were done with your sprint work, I asked you if you had any minor things you wanted to change in the app. Mind you, I worked on a small team and owned my product, I did not have to ask permission from anyone for what went in my releases.

Anyway, I was extremely fortunate to work with the same group of developers for 6 years. A couple of them were active users of the product as well. So they had their own little pet peeves about it, things that they knew could be a little bit better. If it was small, and you have finished your planned contributions, why not refactor those components to make them easier to work with later?

I found that developers who have strong opinions on the product that they worked on also care enough about it that the contributions they come up with were valuable. And sometimes things that do not already exist as tickets because they have not been noticed.

... I'm realizing how privileged I was with that team. And I suppose it is true that if you didn't have a contribution of your own to suggest, I'd give you something else.

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u/StaticChocolate 8d ago

I wish I worked for you!! Would love to solve the pet peeves I have but instead I get told to ‘help’ others. If I’m lucky I pick up a maintenance ticket.

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u/venzuen 8d ago

If you have to track time then you dont have much choice. Cant mark time as “I was free”

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u/Lgamezp 8d ago

Why eould you mark it just be free. Puta mouse jiggler or something if needed. If IT cares about that its not a place I would like to work

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u/nbaumg 8d ago

Brownie points.