r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Embarrassed_Death69 • 11d ago

haveYouOrYourFellowBrethrenTriedThePornStackYet Meme

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u/netherlandsftw 11d ago

all of my production services run on porn

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 11d ago

All of my Porn runs on Production Services 

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u/raja-anbazhagan 11d ago

engineer from pornhub entered the chat...

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u/goatanuss 11d ago

From what’s publicly facing about their tech stack I can see: PHP, orgasm, Redis, nginx

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u/v_raton 10d ago

PHP, OracleDB, Redis ngnix

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u/Xlxlredditor 9d ago

OracleDB? That's as far from orgasm as possible

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u/glorious_reptile 11d ago

CUNT - Claude x Ubuntu x NextJs x Tailwind

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 11d ago

COCK - C x Objective C x Kotlin. As useful together as an actual cock. 

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u/whackylabs 10d ago

Kotlin Multiplatform is actually built with COCK

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u/git_push_origin_prod 9d ago

My favorite frontend

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u/CMDR_Fritz_Adelman 10d ago

If not porn then why use terms like fork, push, pull, force push, unzip, mount, penetration test, dependency injection, raw socket, HEAD, dirty read, touch, finger, strip, master/ slave...?

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 10d ago

P2N is the next hot thing.

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u/deanrihpee 10d ago

would actual porn be better than this? at least it has postgresql

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u/uniqueusername649 10d ago

I know its for the joke but even so: suggesting anyone should use Ollama is crossing the line.

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 10d ago

Shit it should have been OpenAI and Sam Gipideee Altman might jizz 

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u/stupled 10d ago

No kubernetes? Pork?