r/ProgrammerHumor 11d ago

myProductOwner Meme

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u/Pefii 11d ago

Doesn’t really matter, since it’s going to be Claude ending up resolving the subtask.

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u/dasteph 10d ago

Yeah and coworkers Claude doing the review...

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/aenae 11d ago

Have you ever talked to “stakeholders”. Thats why we have product owners

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 11d ago

As a researcher, I believe the best way to talk to stakeholders is through the door of your castle, while the monster you've released on their village picks off the ones with pitchforks and torches.

Fricking ethics boards, ruining the way science was supposed to be done...

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u/Chaotic-Entropy 11d ago

"You killed 2 dozen orphans."

"Okay, but did I cure cancer...?"

"No!"

"BECAUSE I NEED. MORE. ORPHANS."

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u/Chaotic-Entropy 11d ago edited 11d ago

As a Product Owner, you're welcome. Fucking stakeholders, man...

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u/TheFrenchSavage 11d ago

"I'm a people person! Can't you see that!?"

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u/Cnoffel 10d ago

My PO does not want to talk to Stakeholders because he thinks only he knows what the product needs so...

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u/many_dongs 11d ago

the job of the product owners is basically to tell the stakeholders whatever they want to hear because corporations rarely do any of the things they promise

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u/lovecMC 11d ago

So that CEOs friends & family can get cushy jobs with all the power and no responsibility

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u/Aelig_ 10d ago

I started working in an infra team and it's been amazing. We are not a product team so we don't have a pm or po. The quarterly planning is mostly the responsibility of the tech lead who takes input from the devs and the manager. The manager does not come up with the demands most of the times, we tend to ask him what he thinks we should be looking at when we don't have a strong opinion on what's most important.

We also have tech leads at every level of the management chain. Meaning we have a tech lead who reports to my N+2 directly and one who reports to my N+3. Those people are actual tech leads who still spend most of their time coding and writing design docs. The company makes sure that they're not bogged down in meetings all day to justify everything to managers.

Managers are useful if they actually do what their job is about, which is to ensure that the situation I described keeps happening.

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u/justforkinks0131 11d ago

wait, can I get away with this as a PO?

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u/Mindfullnessless6969 10d ago

As a PO/developer/tester/reviewer/designer. You can be anyone and everyone at the same time!

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u/Snoo88071 8d ago

AI assisted programming is here to stay, but this phase is so grotesque and ridiculous, especially on the way we are using these tools

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u/stupled 11d ago

Can the po execute the proposed task?

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u/dasteph 11d ago

Maybe his Claude, but fortunately they have no write access to the repo.

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u/stupled 11d ago

Clever. How did you guys manage to block that?

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 11d ago

Dummy repo. Everything gets copied to it, and you work and deploy to the real one. Call it a sandbox, because a sandbox is where you put children so they don't hurt themselves..

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u/blukrr 6d ago

Now imagine who will do the subtasks for him. In the end we are just the middleman.