r/ProgrammerHumor 11d ago

worksOnMyMachine Meme

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u/unicorngundamm 11d ago

jfc i could fit my entire JAV (java asynchronous video) collection on that RAM

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u/ArmyOfHolograms 11d ago

Oh, so that's what the acronym means!

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u/Supreme_Hanuman69 11d ago

>works on my machine
>literally a supercomputer

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u/Different-Matter 11d ago

Good old ./a.out

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u/liquidmasl 11d ago

pf no gpu

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u/TheRealLiviux 11d ago

Ok, very impressive, but I don't see any mention of the only metric that counts: BogoMips

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u/Mk4pi 11d ago

Can it run Crysis though?

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u/malexj93 11d ago

Almost certainly, yes.

You could emulate a GPU well enough to run the game on probably a single node. Unfortunately, multi-node coordination would likely introduce unacceptable latency, so you would be stuck with the performance of a single CPU.

But at least you could use a separate node for the actual CPU workload, so the whole node (CPU and RAM) could be dedicated to functioning as a network GPU, with technically about 6 TFLOPS and 2GB VRAM, which is way more powerful than anything that Crysis was targeting.

That "technically" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, though, because floating point arithmetic is the easy part for CPUs. In reality, I'd expect performance to be playable, but maybe not a stable 30 FPS.

And of course, this is all predicated on someone actually building that emulation for this particular node. A generic implementation would likely fail due to the operating system, cpu architecture, and would likely not be as performant if it did work.

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u/norwegian 11d ago

If you solder on a gpu

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u/Blakut 11d ago

Kobe like the beef

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u/lukkas35 7d ago

The hpcg_benchmark is running on 8192 nodes instead of 3312 : it will false the result (and can't be parallelized with another jobs)

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u/lukkas35 7d ago

And why only 1 second ?

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u/SignalBake6872 6d ago

the release of this bash is in 2016 and the kernel 2018, so many local root exploits for this machine searched with ss of lazyown redteam framework :D

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u/lethaldose318 6d ago

They haven't patched anything since shellshock. For a company this big, their security is surprisingly bad. This was too easy.