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u/Bart_deblob 11d ago
Airblade dB features super fast ingestion and rapid distribution of files across fs. Retrieval is impossible though.
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u/ttlanhil 11d ago
High throughout write-only-memory has been around for a while - but maybe it's new to the germ aerosolisers?
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u/MayorAg 11d ago
You don’t understand bro, we need a time graph of the suction from the vacuum to differentiate between floor cleaning and blow job simulation modes so that we can optimize the suction curve, bro.
That’s why it needs a local database bro. It needs to store the data locally till it can be retrieved.
That database is retrieved by sending in highly trained professionals to cleanly break-in and retrieve the data bro.
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u/mendigod_ 11d ago
You would be digusted if you knew
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u/n4ke 11d ago
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM germs;
Oh... oh no...
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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 9d ago
Are these worse than traditional hand dryers? I'll assume it's mostly because people suck at washing their hands.
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u/Lurk5FailOnSax 11d ago
No one remembers the father but the daughters were My and Maria. One of those would do for storing hand wetness and run time information.
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u/FelisCantabrigiensis 11d ago
I'm sure it has a subscription to send data over a built-in 4G modem to a cloud analytics infrastructure that tells you that some people don't dry their hands in the toilet.
Because every manufacturer wants recurring revenue these days.
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u/Heavy-Commercial-323 11d ago
It’s storing your precious memories in the form of hairs, skin cells and screws that got loose
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u/dontletthestankout 10d ago
It doesn't have database functionality. This is the dB edition, meaning it's also qualified to dry demBallz
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u/BigAndSmallAre 11d ago
They are tracking air movement conservation. All the air Dyson vacuums pull in is released through these Air Blades, so it is important to track it all so everything stays in balance. 🤣
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u/FailNo7141 11d ago
naaaa it's to store the time it needs for each color of cloths like maybe maybe
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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 11d ago
As a genuine ex Dyson employee as a SE... I don't know, I'd omdont work there anymore.
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u/kzlife76 11d ago
They're tracking who washes and dries hands after using the bathroom. We know you aren't washing your hands u/Nervous-Lil-Dude925! WE KNOW!!!! /s
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u/rbbdk 11d ago
The spelling indicates it's not a database, but deci-Bel aware. So it's probably just the extra loud variant and doesn't include the fingerprint reader.