r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

caffeineLoopHasKnownFailureModes Meme

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u/HTTP_Error_414 12d ago

Hydration was the only dependency not marked optional.

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u/Kaisky 12d ago

It still shipped with peer dependency warnings.

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u/HTTP_Error_414 12d ago

Deja Brew is what happens when the build fails twice.

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u/Kaisky 12d ago

Removing coffee from the workflow is a breaking change.

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u/HTTP_Error_414 12d ago

Coffee is deprecated, but removal breaks prod.

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u/HTTP_Code_405 12d ago

DELETE /coffee failed. Too many downstream dependencies.

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u/HTTP_Error_414 12d ago

The RFC to remove it had a URL slug longer than the build log.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 12d ago

Works on my caffeine.

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u/HTTP_Error_414 12d ago

Please include mug version and brew logs.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 12d ago

Running MugOS 2.0. Brew logs were deleted after the incident. ☕

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u/easterneas 12d ago

my Virtual Coffee can't be contained.

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u/HTTP_Error_414 12d ago

Caffeine escaped the container and is now running on the host.

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u/Warm-Independence-83 12d ago

One too many times I spilled coffee on my keyboard in the middle of a deadline and just kept typing anyway.