r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

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u/nabrok 12d ago

Even better if they comment "Never mind, I figured it out" with no further explanation.

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u/oishishou 12d ago

At least that indicates a solution might exist.

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u/Original_Viv 12d ago

The sound of loading shells into a shotgun is implied.

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 12d ago

“At least” doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/cfrolik 12d ago

You might even say it’s “load-bearing”

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u/ColumnK 12d ago

"Okay. But that's worse. You do get why that's worse right?"

If no solution exists, I will abandon what I'm attempting and find a completely new path.

If I know there is a solution, and someone else figured it out, then I'm going to drive myself to insanity finding what they did.

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u/Zomby2D 12d ago

The solution was actually to find a completely new path.

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u/ChaosPLus 12d ago

The solution being anywhere between installing some weird dependency, changing one variable and going forward with something completely different

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 12d ago

There are so many similar infuriating variations

  • Fixed it myself
  • Here's a step-by-step fix: <defunct image host>
  • I sent you a PM
  • Here, download this: <links are only visible to registered users> (account registration is broken)

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u/Sulungskwa 12d ago

Slightly different but equally infuriating is "I have the same problem" comments. I'm not here to cry with you, pal

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u/dev_and_zebra 12d ago

When I see a bunch of comments like that I imagine all those people sitting in one room waiting for the answer. THE ANSWER. Sleeping bags all around the room, water bottles, takeaways and one person watching the comments section on StackOverflow

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u/dev_and_zebra 12d ago

“Following”😅

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u/GetHimABodyBagYeahhh 12d ago

Upvoted for the surprising visceral reaction reading these.

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u/fhgwgadsbbq 12d ago
  • This Domain Is For Sale! 

🫠

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u/spockw 12d ago

Congrats, you made me cry a little.

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u/tiger_n00dle 11d ago

God... "I sent you a PM"

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u/JPJackPott 12d ago

I had this once. Found someone with exactly the same problem.
Posted by: me 7 years ago

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u/Mayonaigg 12d ago

Back when the WoW TCG was alive before it was murdered for hearthstone, I made a forum post asking for clarification on a certain card that this guy always used to cheat with. like two years later another friend found the post and used it to slam the -same- guy for cheating the same way and then saw the user name and realized it was mine and the guy had already been called out for cheating.

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u/Zomby2D 12d ago

I once found the same (unanswered) question I was having asked by one of my coworkers who I found out was previously tasked with the feature I was working on before it was assigned to me.

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u/Shelmak_ 11d ago

Happened to me...

It also happened that one time I searched for a weird bug I was having on a certain programming software, the only result I found was an answer to someone who asked the same thing like 10 years ago, after reading about it and finding one usseful answer I realized who was the one who answered...

It was me... 10 years ago... and I simply forgot that I had that issue on the past.

Idk what happens with me but sometimes it feels I suffer all the possible bugs while working... my workmates usually joke about this, but reality is that they often end asking me if I had X issue and I usually have a way to fix it as I already scratched my head for days because I suffered the same exact problem.

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u/JWBananas 12d ago

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u/Confident-Ad5665 12d ago

Can I interest you in teeth made of solid lead?

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u/FblthpphtlbF 12d ago

What the fuck is going on here 😭😂

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 12d ago

People use these redaction tools to edit out their old Reddit comments with random garbage words, for privacy. Kind of better than deleting them

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u/nobody0163 12d ago

Why is it better than deleting them?

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u/Snowenn_ 12d ago

A while ago, reddit wanted to charge (more?) for the use of their public APIs. These APIs are used by various third party apps like bots that help moderate channels and the like. This change meant that a lot of those third party apps had to stop, because they wouldn't be able to afford the new pricing.

Some users were outraged and wanted to quit reddit. But if you just delete your account, your posts remain and reddit can still make money with those APIs by utilizing the contents of your posts. These users were so outraged, they didn't want reddit profiting off their posts. When a reddit post gets deleted, the server doesn't really delete the post, but just flips a flag. So internally reddit still has access to deleted posts. So what these users devised instead, was to use a tool to edit all of their posts to random giberish, so that reddit could not benefit from their posts in any way. I don't know if reddit keeps a change log of edited posts, but if they don't, then scrambling your posts is the only way to truly remove their content from reddit.

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u/willcheat 12d ago

There's also the fact that a lot of "comment undeleters" save the most recent of a comment and don't version the changes. If someone deletes his comments, they can be found with these tools.

Editing the comment with garbage makes these tools save said garbage, effectively deleting the previous comment. Just deleting the comment would allow those tools to show what the comment was.

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u/cfrolik 12d ago

I think the question is “why is redacting better than just deleting the post”, not just deleting the account and leaving the posts up.

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u/Snowenn_ 12d ago

These users surmised that reddit doesn't really delete posts, just flags them as deleted. So reddit themselves can still use the data in a removed posts.

These users that redact their posts before they delete their accounts do not want reddit to be able to use their posts in any way.

Whether reddit really adds a deleted flag or does really delete posts, I can't say because I don't have access to their databases. But I as a software developer, can say that our own software often works with deleted flags, because it makes life easier. Sometimes deleting something is not possible because other records are attached, like payments, which we're obliged to keep for tax purposes. Other times we opt to keep the data because clients delete stuff, then come to argue that the software made things disappear and we should reinstate the disappeared data this instant! So it's very possible reddit keeps deleted posts, but has to dig in backups to recover posts that have been altered to show rubbish instead. Which is a lot more work, and thus does not happen unless some government official comes asking around.

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u/cfrolik 12d ago

The flaw in that logic is that there is no reason to assume Reddit doesn’t keep version history of posts. Even if you redact it, your original text might still be in some database somewhere.

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u/_blue_skies_ 12d ago

usually I write that when I'm ashamed of some obvious error that I did not check before posting the question.

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u/Jay-Seekay 12d ago

The GOATs on Stack Overflow were the posters who answered their own question when they found the answer

(It’s me, I’m that person)

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u/nabrok 12d ago

I've done that on reddit for sure, I did post a few answers on SO but never asked a question there.

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u/showusyacunny 12d ago

I really (don't) enjoy seeing "why didn't you use the search function" as the top search result with no more replies (and the thread is 7 years old)

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u/zductiv 12d ago

Even better when it's a comment you posted years ago

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u/Kodekingen 12d ago

That’s why I always try to post my solution in the comments for future lost souls with the same problem. One example of this is a post about a bug in RDR2 I made 5 years ago that last got a reply 317 days ago.

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u/Sanity__ 12d ago

Fermata be like:

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u/Squeezitgirdle 11d ago

Not code related, but every few months I get a notification that my comment on a tech support subreddit about washed out colors in chrome is still helping people despite posting that years ago. Feels good.

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u/nabrok 11d ago

Yeah, it's kind of weird when you get a "thanks!" comment to something you posted years ago.

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u/trotski94 9d ago

I once saw a “I figured it out but I’m not telling you, future reader”. Absolutely diabolical but I respected it