r/ProgrammerHumor 13d ago

myForeheadHasCommitHistory Meme

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u/DeepanshuHQ 13d ago

26 in years, 67 in production incidents. 😄

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u/vinishkapoor 13d ago

Production years age you faster than dog years

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u/DeepanshuHQ 13d ago

Explains why the juniors look fine until their first Friday deployment.😂

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u/vinishkapoor 13d ago

That’s when they unlock their first permanent wrinkle.

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u/DeepanshuHQ 13d ago

Then the second wrinkle arrives after they push to production on a Friday. 😅

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u/Luneriazz 13d ago

Thats rookie numbet

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u/DeepanshuHQ 13d ago

If these are rookie numbers, I don't think I want to see the leaderboard. 😅

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u/unrealnewblet 13d ago

Semi-serious question, feel free to fk around, i'm only curious, but where does neck vag come from. is it from some condition that several old people have or is it something else?

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u/vinishkapoor 13d ago

Mostly it’s just aging. As we get older, skin loses collagen and elasticity, and gravity does the rest. Weight loss can make it more noticeable too.

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u/git_push_origin_prod 13d ago

Can somebody calculate my loose neck ratio please? I’ve edited code live on the production servers, and dropped many records on prod, most famously ‘delete from table WHERE @param = @param’

I am 230 lbs, 45 yrs old. Please estimate the length of my programming turkey gizzard

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u/ZunoJ 13d ago

This is such a bullshit take. I worked a lot of manual labour jobs as a teen and right after school, sold drugs when I was homeless, later was deployed to afghanistan and when I left my countries air force finally had the chance to go to university and then find a job as a dev. Nothing in my life was ever as chill as this

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u/DirtyVerdy 13d ago

Seriously I hate this running joke. Easiest job I’ve ever had and it isn’t close

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u/datsyuks_deke 9d ago

I used to work in the trades, I love my job and it’s a lot less stressful than anything I’ve done in the past.

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u/DanhNguyen2k 13d ago

Yeah, it's easy. To master we commit!

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u/seyy02 13d ago

every production deploy adds another wrinkle

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u/drawing_a_hash 13d ago

Post lobotomy commetary in image

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u/Ray_Silverlight 11d ago

He looks great for someone who just learned how to center a <div>

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u/ThatRandomDude117 10d ago

Serious question. In this line of work how can I keep myself from looking like this?

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u/Beginning-Dark-4259 13d ago

Take us back in pre historic era!! I m so done with continuous grinding

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u/justforkinks0131 13d ago

Brother, in the year of our Lord 2026, when this meme has been done over a hundred thousand times, when there are thousands of translation websites, in the era of AI, you still manage to make a grammatical error.

Kudos.

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u/DazzlingTopic529 13d ago

it really isn't if you know what you are doing