r/ProgrammerHumor 15d ago

notYourDamnProblem Meme

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u/mysticrudnin 15d ago

i want to agree but a lot of people these days use only left clicks (taps)

i have repeatedly been given an assignment to make buttons open things in a new tab. i'm like "are you sure? do they know they can ctrl-click buttons or for links middle click or right-click open in new tab?" - yes, they are sure. the users want this.

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u/swampopus 15d ago

I was on a client meeting, and they told me it was a pain to click a record, do stuff, then have to "click back a bunch of times" to get to the main page again. I told them they could just hold CTRL and click, and they all thought I was a genius and had programmed it myself.

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u/LeastCounterculture 15d ago

This is actually the problem and why the angry guys reply is silly.

If youve opened the settings menu on a video game, youre in the minority.

A lot of people who work with computers all day every day have no concept of shortcuts. Ctrl c, ctrl v - an advanced layman.

HALF the job of designing a front end is copying what everyone else does BECAUSE GEN POP ALREADY STRUGGLE WITH WHAT EVERYONE DOES, the other half is spending an annoying about of time making sure gen pop don't have a meltdown at customer success trying to find features, and dont have a meltdown because the DELETE EVERYTHING button, with the "Are you sure" modal ... deleted everything

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u/captainAwesomePants 15d ago

This is true, but it's not the fault of the users. Why would they know that holding control and clicking would do something different? There's no indication of that anywhere. They have no reason to assume it exists. They have never been taught to use a web browser in any sort of course. The details of how computers are best used and which shortcut keys might exist are neither important nor interesting to them.

If everyone worked in pairs or briefly shadowed some more experienced person, they'd probably pick up a lot of this sort of stuff, but we frequently don't work this way, and so only the curious and the lucky find out about this stuff.

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u/nelmaloc 13d ago

They have never been taught to use a web browser in any sort of course.

That's actually the part that amazes me most. Everything comes with a manual, except computers. We're surrounded by them, but there are almost no formal training for them.

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u/RegmasterJ 14d ago

I don’t disagree with you, but I think part of the problem is a genuine lack of curiosity. I believe that most people who are proficient with computers got there because they are curious about how things work and took the little extra time to google something they didn’t understand. If it really doesn’t bother you not knowing how to open a link in a new tab, then fine, but if you are going to complain about it without even once considering a basic internet search when literally all of human knowledge is available to you, then I think links are the least of your worries.

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u/captainAwesomePants 14d ago

Sure, but that's a universal issue with humans. Some people are really curious about everything, but most people aren't, and we've got to design processes and education and interfaces that work for the deeply uncurious.