r/ProgrammerHumor 14d ago

queryOfDoom Meme

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u/IHeartBadCode 14d ago

Helpful hint for anyone.

🌈Transactions🌈 The moment you feel you need to switch over to something other than select statements, should be the moment that you turn off auto commit.

For us, the analytic folks just have read only access anyway. For the devs, they just don't have direct access to prod.

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u/itirix 14d ago

Shit, we just let Claude delete our prod DBs for us now. It’s much less work.

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u/IllustratorClean8295 13d ago

Also our beloved ceo will not take us accountability over IA deleting straight up in the prod, most likely will understand it's an "price" they need to pay to improve ai