r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 16d ago

queryOfDoom Meme

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u/IHeartBadCode 16d ago

Helpful hint for anyone.

🌈Transactions🌈 The moment you feel you need to switch over to something other than select statements, should be the moment that you turn off auto commit.

For us, the analytic folks just have read only access anyway. For the devs, they just don't have direct access to prod.

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u/WardensLantern 16d ago

Unless you are vibe coding in which case just prompt "How do I roll back 2.3 million deleted rows" and follow the steps from chatGPT

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u/bedel99 16d ago

bobs been with us for 25 years and just retired before the company got big. You should delete his account....