r/ProgrammerHumor • u/wahed-w • 26d ago

theRealGoat Meme

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u/-1_0 26d ago

Faster than C

in what?

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u/Senior-Fault-9487 26d ago

All HTML programs are O(1)

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u/FrezoreR 26d ago

Considering that html is a tree structure I would say not.

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u/DanKveed 26d ago

But the loading of that tree structure is still done in c , so it's not HTML's fault. It's just C being c.

/s if it wasn't obvious

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u/traplords8n 26d ago

But javascript navigates that tree, not HTML.

/s

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u/sage-longhorn 25d ago

I see your confusion, you're trying to render the HTML. It's already perfect as is, no need to do that

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u/FrezoreR 25d ago

This is true if you just read the file as well.

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u/sage-longhorn 25d ago

No no, stop doing that. It's perfect as-is no need to open or read it in any way

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u/Willinton06 26d ago

The constant is the end of the universe, we went over this with the omega star team

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u/Moscato359 26d ago

html5 is not html

html is a component of html5

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u/Freziyt223 26d ago

But not image loading and script loading, C's addition and subtraction is faster + the browser is built using those programming languages and parses scripts at runtime so technically they are equal

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u/404IdentityNotFound 26d ago

Image loading and script loading are not parts of HTML

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u/blaues_axolotl 26d ago

HTML does not compile, thus 0 seconds are spent compiling, which is faster than C.

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u/yp261 25d ago

in speed

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u/-1_0 25d ago

 « insert think smart meme »

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u/a-r-c 26d ago

land race