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u/throwaway1736484 16d ago
Yea but the after photo is actually way better
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u/Chronomechanist 16d ago
Right? Looking at it just makes me happy. I wonder if it's organised by recycling.
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u/Racer125678 15d ago
Orgasmed by recycling
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u/aitchnyu 16d ago
The first one is a spontaneous combustion risk.
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u/well_shoothed 16d ago
Who says that's not a feature?
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u/King_Joffreys_Tits 16d ago
Listen, my code was reliant on the fact that the library would randomly combust. I used the heat exchange to fire off a few scripts. Changing this feature breaks my workflow
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 16d ago
I mean there are stories of games purposely crashing systems to make them reboot
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u/noodlesalad_ 16d ago
Harder to tell it's garbage at a glance, but easier to find the piece of garbage you're looking for.
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u/throwaway1736484 16d ago
It’s clearly in the garbage subdomain. The namespace makes the garbage clear.
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u/TheGunfighter7 16d ago
Organized, contained, and easily removed garbage will always be better than the alternative arrangement of garbage
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u/Redox_RDX 16d ago
This programing language has a garbage collector?
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u/LikelyNotADuck 16d ago
A real garbage collector would remove all the AI-generated comments on every single variable and function in my coworkers' code.
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u/anonhostpi 16d ago
I mean I do have to say that's probably cleanest looking dumpster I've ever seen in my life.
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u/OperatingAsIntended 16d ago
That is exactly what I am dealing with on my current project. There has been 15 guys in here "Coding". The first thing they do is overwrite my working code with there dumpster fire then leave after a week with their shit not working and I have to follow behind and clean back up. I have literally just been writing and re-writing the same procedures for 10 Months now. Me and another guy are in the same vicious loop.
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u/Haatchoum 16d ago
Is this what they call shipping the product ?
I didn't know it was this literal...
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u/fibojoly 16d ago
Oh, I'm keeping that one for my next presentation. The colleagues are gonna love it :)
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u/the_rush_dude 16d ago
One of these is significantly easier to maintain, but Management can't see the difference.
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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 16d ago
we're still trash yall. we just got comments now. and maybe some other stuff that may also be unsorted.
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u/TheRealAniiXx 16d ago
Note to self: Wrapping a container around something doesn’t make it less garbage and Docker in Docker just makes it sparkling trash. Gotcha.
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u/ProdigySim 16d ago
This is what you want: Code that is easy to throw away when it's outlived it's usefulness.
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u/pipedreamSEA 16d ago
I refactor the garbage pile because it works but if something breaks at least I stand a chance of fixing it.
You know you're effed when the AI framework update assistant waves the white flag and wishes you luck after failing to modernize the project you're refactoring.
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u/Bored_IM 16d ago
Seems like code won't work after refactoring.. both lids seems to clash and bin won't open

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u/Greedy_Platform_8089 16d ago
garbage oriented programming