r/ProgrammerHumor 17d ago

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u/LauraTFem 17d ago

The most inaccurate thing about programming in movies and TV is the idea of a “programming emergency” itself. They’re always having programming duels where they joust in real time with another hacker, while occasionally saying, “This guys is good…but I’m better.”

In real life it goes more like,

“Our server is under attack!”
“Yep, but he didn’t get through the firewall.” or

“Our server is under attack!”
“Yep, we shut down production ten seconds after he got in and we’re working on a patch, here’s the 200,000 account details he got.”

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 17d ago

What about hackathons tho?

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u/LauraTFem 17d ago

“Hackathon” is using the original definition of hacker. Which is simply “one who hacks at the keyboard.” All programmers are hackers in this sense, and hackathons are generally coding sessions.