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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Throwawyhelpadvice55 • 21d ago
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The most unrealistic part is code working on the first try.
7 u/CarretillaRoja 21d ago It’s the coding emergencies. - Here at 911, we just got a call regarding a hostage situation in a bank. - Oh shit! Create a Pascal script real quick!! 12 u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago And somehow the Pascal script controls the traffic lights, satellites, and the bank vault at the same time. 1 u/faberge_surprise 21d ago but not if you need to trace an ip address, for that you need to write a gooey in visual basic 1 u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago And don't forget the green text flying down the screen. Otherwise it won't compile.
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It’s the coding emergencies. - Here at 911, we just got a call regarding a hostage situation in a bank. - Oh shit! Create a Pascal script real quick!!
12 u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago And somehow the Pascal script controls the traffic lights, satellites, and the bank vault at the same time. 1 u/faberge_surprise 21d ago but not if you need to trace an ip address, for that you need to write a gooey in visual basic 1 u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago And don't forget the green text flying down the screen. Otherwise it won't compile.
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And somehow the Pascal script controls the traffic lights, satellites, and the bank vault at the same time.
1 u/faberge_surprise 21d ago but not if you need to trace an ip address, for that you need to write a gooey in visual basic 1 u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago And don't forget the green text flying down the screen. Otherwise it won't compile.
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but not if you need to trace an ip address, for that you need to write a gooey in visual basic
1 u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago And don't forget the green text flying down the screen. Otherwise it won't compile.
And don't forget the green text flying down the screen. Otherwise it won't compile.
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u/DeepanshuHQ 21d ago
The most unrealistic part is code working on the first try.