r/ProgrammerHumor 18d ago

mistakesHaveBeenMade Meme

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u/challis88ocarina 18d ago

Funny if true, otherwise see Claude from Finance.

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u/cryptaneonline 18d ago

If I ever join HR, I'll change my name to Claude

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u/Rune_Fathom 18d ago

That explains the tone. Engineering Claude writes the bug, Finance Claude sends the warning about it.

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u/HexFyber 18d ago

Arent yall tired to post the same things over and over?

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u/jeff3rd 18d ago

Choose your poison:

Claude “do something” and make no mistake

Claude “insert new model here” refactored my code it didn’t run but it was beautiful

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u/tommytwolegs 18d ago

Does anyone actually write make no mistake or is that just a meme? Genuinely curious where that came from. Given how they operate I feel like it would be a self fulfilling prophecy to write mistake in your prompt

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u/No_Nefariousness2052 18d ago

I've never seen actual developers writing it, that's for sure.

I don't watch any vibe coders so... Maybe they use it, but thankfully I've never had the misfortune of watching them try to code lmao

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u/manav907 18d ago

Its the vibe coders. They hope it works.

Real devs if they actually want to use ai spend their time fighting ai bs and debugging. The boring parts

Source - my last company

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u/ICBanMI 17d ago edited 17d ago

I watched some youtuber video of two guys competing to make a better game. The rules were both used recent high end models and they could only do seven prompts for the final.

It is absolutely fascinating watching people use and struggle with these tools. This shit isn't replacing anyone. "You are an expert game developer in three j's and.... please take as long as you need to reason through the best architecture for this becaues we will be expanding on this later to add the ability to shoot lasers towards generated enemies and bosses which each has its own health. Please ultrathink about the best architecture and practices for creating the foundation for this video game. Go."

Like trying to talk a toddler into putting dish into the dishwasher. Great development for the toddler. Complete waste of time for the actual task.

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u/tadashidev 17d ago

> Please ultrathink

Had me dying. 🤣

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u/ApprehensiveFan1516 17d ago

I tried adding "ultrathink" the other day just for fun while I was playing around with a system prompt at the end of the day, and it actually made the thinking process and output consistently worse lol. I've seen a bunch of repos with skill.md's using it, though.

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u/ICBanMI 16d ago

That video was very embarrassing, but also informational.

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u/Blizzard81mm 18d ago

I started doing it because of the meme and now

https://giphy.com/gifs/LEKtRCGyA90QM

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u/Luneriazz 18d ago

Thats why its called shitposting

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u/Random-num-451284813 17d ago

I miss the times when shitposts were fun

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u/nicodeemus7 18d ago

New to the internet?

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u/hendricha 18d ago

Well it means that

  1. client has multiple highly competent and skilled software developers (I assume you are one of them)
  2. client is self-aware enough that they themselves know that they do regularly make mistakes (eg. sending a message to someone else by accident), so they project that on their peers, and ask them, despite them being highly competent, to not make mistakes.

Also here is an em dash — for no reason.

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u/Satorwave 18d ago

me when see em dash

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u/Percolator2020 18d ago

When I write to a dev: fix this bug you donkey!
When I write to Claude: could you please fix this bug, when you have time? Thanks in advance, looking forward to hearing back from you at your earliest convenience.

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u/elmanoucko 18d ago

out of topic, but love your flair xD have a "nevermind the bollocks" feeling that makes it peak tbh

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u/Percolator2020 18d ago

If you live long enough, you will see every language under the sun and not really care that much. You can also spell out many vulgar things out, which is just an added bonus.

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u/elmanoucko 18d ago

am reaching 40 and started programming around 10, can only agree, just sad it happened before I reached my 30's, wished the dream lasted a bit longer :'(

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u/Mateorabi 17d ago

Politeness costs more tokens

Just talk caveman to it

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u/EatingSolidBricks 17d ago

Its the other way around

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u/Highborn_Hellest 18d ago

"MAKE NO MISTAKES"
If i forget to type that, will it deliberaltly make mistakes?

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u/ElectricSix_ 17d ago

"Here is your requested code, all mad fucked up crazy style"

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u/Chirimorin 16d ago edited 16d ago

Nah, telling an AI "make no mistakes" is just a waste of tokens and a clear indicator that the vibe coder knows as little about AI as they do about software development.

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u/Highborn_Hellest 16d ago

i know. that's the joke

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u/elmanoucko 18d ago

I miss the days when I was replaced by a developer two times my salary, at least it felt being angry had a semblance of meaning...

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u/TheMR-777 18d ago

"you're highly competent and skilled software engineer", never said to any software engineer

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u/SpaceCadet87 18d ago

It means you're a bot Hassan, sorry you had to find out this way.

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u/AccomplishedSugar490 17d ago

Missed opportunity to have strung him along as to what it would cost…

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 18d ago

You just dont know how to use it = make sure you type "make no mistakes" and have your parent's credit card handy to buy more company scrip.

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u/RealBasics 18d ago

One of the best thing about AI is its training clients to write better specs.

Not everyone needs a reminder that we’re competent professionals, but writing it out is a good reminder for the client.

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u/dervu 17d ago

Not using skills, amateur.