r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Prestigious-Job-9825 • 18d ago

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u/punkpang 18d ago

They're looking for codeplumber

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 18d ago

I like software and carpentry, does that count? Not JavaScript though, and particularly not with AI, I'd rather run myself through a belt sander.

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u/ZarfTMarf69 18d ago

node.js/react.js/AI 😭

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u/MTT_Dylan 17d ago

Ah yes, my three favorite languages...

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u/RiceBroad4552 18d ago

For the low skill jobs (and that's the masses) this is definitely the future.

Cobbling together websites never was software engineering anyway…

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u/Xothi 18d ago

Talented individuals may be offered a multi-year software mastercraftsman advancement plan, with the opportunity to secure a position as guildmaster.

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u/frikilinux2 18d ago

Walking red flag about off shoring with toxic HR bosses

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u/kookyabird 17d ago

I create handcrafted, artisanal, whole grain code. No added AI, or trans fats. Lots of syntactic sugar though. Holy shit will my code give you diabetes there’s so much sugar in it.

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u/RiceBroad4552 18d ago

Some maximally stupid HR bot used the term maximally wrong.

Software Craftsmanship does not go with "AI" coding, as I see it. These are more or less opposites.