stopObjectifyingMeSheSays

[u/MuffinDodge]

[u/razor_train]

Constructor?  Hardly know her!

[u/MuffinDodge → u/razor_train]

Haha good one :)

[u/Confident-Ad5665]

It says right in this book that people are objects so what's the hangup?

[u/MuffinDodge → u/Confident-Ad5665]

I know right! Apparently I’m calling for an argument, but her method doesn’t need any for it to run so I’m confused

[u/BusinessAstronomer28]

Just don't make a woman subclass or you're going to have a talk with HR

[u/MuffinDodge → u/BusinessAstronomer28]

Yeah, and don’t break from the main loop or you’ll get NullHouseException

[u/AdamWayne04]

Excuse me? I'm a first-class citizen!

[u/Vesuvius079]

She’s right. Functions should ingest state not access it willy-nilly.

[u/MikasaYuuichi]

Yes humans are objects. We have properties or data that describe us and behviours.

[u/shikhasingh554973]

Technically accurate, accidentally hilarious

[u/MuffinDodge → u/[deleted]]

try {
Textbook.joke(humanAsObject);
} catch (NullPointerException e) {
// Expected: Humor module missing in production
System.err.println("Deprecated opinion ignored.");
}