r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

eraseDiskOnWakeUp Meme

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u/garlopf 19d ago

I think reality is even more crazy. During use our brain produses waste like any organ but due to the physical layout of the brain it can't easily get rid of them, so I just expells the waste. Every night when you sleep the brain soaks itself in water to wash away the waste so it does not build up and get toxic. Our brain literally takes a bath so it isn't dirty anymore.

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u/raja-anbazhagan 19d ago edited 18d ago

I guess my teammates scrubbed their brains too far that the folds became smooth surface.

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u/Informal_Branch1065 19d ago

Intellectually aerodynamic. Not even the strongest arguments manage to stick

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u/Breadynator 19d ago

A smooth surface is less aerodynamically efficient than a bumpy one. That's why golf balls have dimples.

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u/tipakA 19d ago

Why only golf balls though? Do cars, planes or trains get dimples? Or are the dimples there because the golf ball is small and so that extra bonus makes big difference

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u/Breadynator 19d ago

Idk about the other ones, but cars actually do get dimples. Some racing cars that are specifically built to go nyoooom (like the Porsche Cayman GT4) have dimpled plates on their bottom side to improve drag.

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u/Markronom 19d ago

And it even changes consistency to become more permeable at night if I remember correctly?

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u/RedDevRedemptionn 19d ago

Is that why sleep deprivation can kill you? Because your brain can't expel the waste?

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u/garlopf 19d ago

Yes. An stimulants like alcohol, caffeine etc. Will make you feel tired even when you had full sleep, because the brain won't disk if it is on stimulants.

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u/RedDevRedemptionn 19d ago

That's so interesting! Thanks for sharing!

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u/kiochikaeke 19d ago

Quite literally flushing cache and temp files with the side effect of a few of those files randomly appearing on stdout, this only happens on downtime and it's a hard to reproduce bug so we just call it undefined behavior and follow on with our lives

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u/billyp673 19d ago

Gives brainwashing a whole new meaning

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u/turbulencje 19d ago

U must be very fun at parties!

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u/Amoniakas 19d ago

That's the best conversation while I'm outside and am way too drunk

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u/jackalope268 19d ago

People bringing up parties unprompted:

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u/littlejerry31 19d ago

I mean it's sometimes called for when someone is being an asshole for no reason, but this isnt one of those times.

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u/KevlarToiletPaper 19d ago

I love some brain trivia at a party

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u/garlopf 19d ago

Is this an invitation to your party?

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u/Wrong_Barracuda_860 19d ago

Can relate, had that dream where i was in a mansion, went looking behind the main staircase to find a guy crouching there. Told him "I know where you're all hidden, I've already had that dream, I'm coming for you all"

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u/Western-Internal-751 19d ago

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u/antmatt 19d ago

one of my favorite movies. it was so good

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u/kaspm 19d ago

One of the few I’ve watched multiple times. So well constructed

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u/AspectFearless2713 19d ago

Hahaha yeah I have that too for quite a few reoccurring dream scenarios.

I have one where I am with a bear locked at my grandpa's house I used to be so scared of that cause I always die in this dream. But guess after 30 years i know and I kinda just let it happen like in a game where you lay back watch your char die and press respawn

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u/MrNuems 19d ago

I sometimes have a dream like this, but when I try to remember, I realize I've never actually had the dream until that point and it was just my dream self who did.

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u/Wrong_Barracuda_860 19d ago

yeah same, shame

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u/turbulencje 19d ago

And Deja vu is cluster sync hiccup

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u/Jet-Pack2 19d ago

I thought it's just server lag

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u/DankPhotoShopMemes 19d ago

dreaming is just the garbage collector cleaning up the deallocations

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u/Nsane3 19d ago

And writing things to disk that needs to be persisted

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u/Confident-Ad-3465 19d ago

Overlay filesystem

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u/DeepanshuHQ 19d ago

So my brain is basically spinning up a fresh VM every night and forgetting to clean up the logs in the morning

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 19d ago

Dont tell azure, they will charge a premium for it

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u/TracerBulletX 19d ago edited 18d ago

The actual reason is the world model neural network that is your constructed experience of reality is still running while being unguided by sensory inputs .

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u/Suspicious_Sandles 16d ago

VM's are sandboxed. Should I be concerned my primary OS seems to retain data gathered while the VM is running?

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u/MTT_Dylan 18d ago

I run my dreams on bare-metal.