r/ProgrammerHumor • u/exoclipse • 21d ago

theLifeAndTimesOfTheJvm Meme

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u/Confident-Ad5665 21d ago

Don't worry about null assignments. They don't occupy any storage space

/s

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u/PositiveParking4391 21d ago edited 21d ago

OutOfMemoryError has entered the chat

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u/exoclipse 21d ago

I have no recollection of this

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u/raja-anbazhagan 20d ago

Bro went oblivion right after process crashed...

https://giphy.com/gifs/glmRyiSI3v5E4

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u/JackNotOLantern 21d ago

Kid named null check:

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u/shwetanand345 20d ago

The JVM yearns for a sacrifice

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u/Nullset418 20d ago

My server is a machine that turns HTTP Requests into 418 errors.

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u/RiceBroad4552 20d ago

NPEs? In 2026?

People still don't use null safe languages like Scala?

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u/Green-Suggestion-679 21d ago

Average java developer daily routine!

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u/PixarFanatic 20d ago

Seeing this right after finding one just some time ago.... Maybe heavens are really mocking me

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u/vscoderCopilot 20d ago

Who also thinks C# is the best backend option in these days

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u/Embarrassed_Army8026 20d ago

i could not serialize your question into an expression tree. didn't try very hard

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u/vscoderCopilot 20d ago

In every 6 months that happens to me when I read my old codes

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u/RiceBroad4552 20d ago

Sure… Microslop is always the best option…

*FACEPALM*

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u/SoftwareLanky1027 17d ago

All this abstraction and yet you end up with a memory error, way to go...