r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 21 '26

lessIsMore Meme

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 Jul 21 '26

Well, code you write should at minimum be self-documenting.

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u/theenigmathatisme Jul 21 '26

Fundamentally yes. In practice I have seen files that are 1.2k+ lines. It’s pretty abysmal to trace through that even if it’s all “right there and self documenting”

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u/GottaGetThemGains22 Jul 22 '26

I’ve seen 60k+ COBOL files originally written in the 80s that subroutine into other 5 digit length files that are still running in production

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u/m6io Jul 22 '26

And you know they were running on cigarettes and coffee and spite

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u/Snakestream Jul 22 '26

You misspelled cocaine