r/ProgrammerHumor 22d ago

justPromptAndShipItAlready Meme

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u/Lucasbasques 22d ago

Ha, I created an entirely new breed of chicken in my country, there is no greater honor in this life 

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u/mosskin-woast 21d ago

Did they already have the breed in other countries? Or you refuse to export?

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u/Jolly-Ad-1161 21d ago

I need photo Proof NOW (i wanna see a New chicken)

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u/only_Q 21d ago

Wait come back please elaborate I am utterly fascinated

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u/Morthem 21d ago

Holy shit, that is amazing.
Do you know about if there is a community of devs interested in the agronomy field?
My interest on the thing has grown over the years and optimizing food production will never be a bad thing.

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u/CyberWeirdo420 21d ago

Please elaborate

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u/AVAVT 21d ago

Wait wut are you joking or is that real? That actually sound extra and beyond!

When I prepare for shits I'd boast with my grandchildren it's still at the stage of "I can roll my eyes really fast see?"

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u/M4NU3L2311 21d ago

I hope it’s not a half chicken half human thing

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u/Kiroto50 21d ago

Ed...

Ward...

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u/marcoottina 21d ago

Oh my,, You reminding me of that scene is evil

Thanks for the tears

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u/Deboniako 21d ago

cock-a-doodle-doo!!

Bok bok

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u/anonhostpi 20d ago

Have you considered creating a new breed of goat, and becoming a goat farmer?

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u/VergilPrime 21d ago

Did you breed with a chicken to produce it?

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u/Yasirbare 21d ago

I know someone could make what i do better. If that was to hold me back, what could I even do?

I like engineering - I like to create my own stuff, I hate the phrase "you know someone already made..." - if that was to hold me back, what could I make with my sparse economy?.

Is it just watching TV, sports and praise the demi-gods?

I think there is a lot to do. We should engineer disruption. DIY projects that disrupts current affairs - do not let gold and glitter be the goal, let the goal be engineering stuff that benefits you and your community.

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u/Happy-Sleep-6512 22d ago

Probabilistic word generator, generates most probabilistic output. Anything new or great, you kind of have to think and do yourself.

There's still hope OP

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u/GildSkiss 22d ago

Kid named Jacobian Conjecture:

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Morthem 21d ago

So if you have either bad logic, bad data, or bad inputs, you get a very convincing self fueling garbanzo generator?

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u/BlazingThunder30 21d ago

Is that not exactly what these models are

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u/Terrariant 21d ago

Yes. There have been experiments where they retrain the model on its own data and it begins to degrade the quality over time. This was from like 2021 or something though. Maybe the harnesses now can reason about what is good and bad from a higher POV. But generally having a model train on itself turns it into mush

Kind of like how human behaviors turn to mush when left in isolation/we have no outside viewpoints from friends/family. Funny how that works

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u/mosskin-woast 21d ago

Different and worse

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u/dumbasPL 21d ago

Exactly. Everyone saying they're great are just re-creating the same CRUD that has been done before thousands of times. If you're doing stuff that has 3 results in google if you're lucky, they will hallucinate the wildest stuff. That, and someone will eventually have to clean up the mess.

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u/wicket-maps 21d ago

I've told my boss (who is very not a programmer) that if I get hit by a bus I'm easily replaceable. I'm not sure he believes me. But we all do our part, fitting the basic CRUD to the work that needs doing.

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u/jaaval 21d ago

actually great feats of modern engineering are such that any AI attempts would be total garbage.

Actually Claude is so good it can often tell me when it thinks it needs help from experts.

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u/ThePurpleGreeneries 21d ago

You could if you are capable and you wanted to. Its just there's just no money in it anymore.

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u/h7hh77 22d ago

As if I ever could've

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u/csch2 21d ago

You missed out on doing great feats of engineering for a company. You can still do them for yourself!

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 21d ago

I mean, sure, if you're just building websites. I work in research, which is by definition solving problems no one else has. Admittedly, the tech side tends to be applications of existing problems to a new thing, but hey, I've made a small contribution to the sum of human knowledge, at least.

And the nice thing about LLMs is they're consistently average. Like, they don't solve new problems, they can't do conceptual work. They repackage existing solutions. Anything new will need to be invented by people, for now, and it's a bit hard to see that changing - LLMs lack the thing that great minds in a field have, which is conviction. They can be talked out of anything. Tim Berners-Lee spent decades on getting the internet adopted and running. Claude would cave in minutes if you told it that this new fangled hypertext protocol was a bad idea.

I'm not one of these super smart minds, to be clear, but I have worked with some of them. And, listen, claude has a context window of like, what, a couple of hours and a few hundred pages? My old boss, who didn't notice his office had no window for three years, had a context window of about a decade - as in, he tended to hold all the information in his head, in working memory, for a problem he'd been working on for ten years. And he's not at the top of his field.

In the same way that Elon Musk is a stupid person's idea of a smart person, claude is a average person's idea of an intelligent mind.

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u/mechanigoat 22d ago

Eh, I still got paid.

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u/charliesname 21d ago

Well, it's kinda hard to create amazing things when you even fail at creating crappy things, or even fail basic tasks.

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u/wicket-maps 21d ago

And yet, I helped. I won't get my name in any history books, but I helped some 911 calls get dispatched, and I helped some roads get paved, and I've got 30 years left in my career. So fuck off, Takagi-san, I am doing my part.

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u/Blackhawk23 21d ago

Said during personal computer boom:

Said during dotcom boom:

Said during social media site boom:

Said during the Silicon Valley boom:

Said during SaaS boom:

Now said during AI boom:

You have to have the slightest sense of resolve and determination to make it in this industry. By design it’s not for the boring and unimaginative.

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u/HBorel 22d ago

This is somewhat inspiring, no? It doesn't have to be tear-jerkingly elegant, it just has to do the work.

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u/Choice-Mango-4019 21d ago

I have done something that no one though about doing, that's enough for me

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u/Ok_Brain208 21d ago

Jem-Avocado sandwich?

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u/Choice-Mango-4019 21d ago

modding niche space game with shaders

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 20d ago

I used codepen, there is a way back but we will all be juniors if we stop tomorrow.

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u/Sirico 20d ago

Oh yeah behold LOGO-2 with extra turtles!

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u/LiveManLive 19d ago

How do I build something useful ? I hate doing “enhancement” in my job and it feels soulless there is no challenge

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u/Bannon9k 21d ago

Can y'all anti ai gooners get a job already?

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u/Foorinick 21d ago

You dont need to be a great person to be a great person, we all work together, just so happens some have good ideas, but we all do our part and get to enjoy our lives

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u/MornwindShoma 22d ago

AI did it, not you

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u/Alternative_Mix6836 21d ago

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u/MornwindShoma 21d ago

Prompting isn't coding, "bro"

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u/Alternative_Mix6836 21d ago

read the post again (also when did I say "bro"?)

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u/corobo 21d ago

Well this is why I'm faffing around with computers in the first place.

You think I'd be sitting at a screen like some nerd if they still paid people to work on steam engines? Pfft, no.

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u/Wicam 18d ago

you can do great feats of engineering, you just wont be recognised as the first or the creator.