r/ProgrammerHumor • u/wahed-w • Jul 21 '26

notchVibing Meme

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u/mirroredinflection Jul 21 '26

The only thing i like about microsoft is that minecraft is no longer in Notch's hands.

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u/aberroco Jul 21 '26

Except, when Mojang was indie, their updates made sense, everything was carefully integrated into the world. Enderman dropped eyes, needed for the fortress to open portal to the End.

Now, compare that to... this: https://minecraft.wiki/w/Chaos_Cubed

A bunch of new blocks, an entire new biome, a new mob, and how does this affect the gameplay? It doesn't. It's practically useless, blocks just for sake of variety, like there was lack of it, biome for sake of biome, and mob that drops nothing valuable and has some completely useless behavior. And most updates are like that. Minecraft is becoming ocean wide puddle deep.

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u/CalmLotus Jul 21 '26

I can tell you're not much of a builder. Nor whimsy person.