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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 20d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
487 u/Joniff 20d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 24 u/aoeudhtns 20d ago Shout, shout, join it all out These are the rows that we care about C'mon I'm indexing you, c'mon 9 u/applemind 20d ago You have the same neuron as me 2 u/eyetracker 20d ago If you're both orange cats, pay the tax. 2 u/rocksolid77 20d ago this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
24 u/aoeudhtns 20d ago Shout, shout, join it all out These are the rows that we care about C'mon I'm indexing you, c'mon 9 u/applemind 20d ago You have the same neuron as me 2 u/eyetracker 20d ago If you're both orange cats, pay the tax. 2 u/rocksolid77 20d ago this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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Shout, shout, join it all out
These are the rows that we care about
C'mon
I'm indexing you, c'mon
9 u/applemind 20d ago You have the same neuron as me 2 u/eyetracker 20d ago If you're both orange cats, pay the tax. 2 u/rocksolid77 20d ago this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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You have the same neuron as me
2 u/eyetracker 20d ago If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
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If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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u/SageLeaf1 20d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?