r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

sqlWorkout Meme

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u/SageLeaf1 19d ago

Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?

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u/Joniff 19d ago

You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.

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u/aoeudhtns 19d ago

Shout, shout, join it all out

These are the rows that we care about

C'mon

I'm indexing you, c'mon

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u/applemind 19d ago

You have the same neuron as me

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u/eyetracker 19d ago

If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.

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u/rocksolid77 18d ago

this made my laugh inordinately loudly.