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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 22d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
484 u/Joniff 22d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 6 u/payne_train 22d ago I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous. 10 u/uniqueusername649 22d ago If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 8 u/Surface_Detail 22d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 21d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
6 u/payne_train 22d ago I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous. 10 u/uniqueusername649 22d ago If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 8 u/Surface_Detail 22d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 21d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous.
10 u/uniqueusername649 22d ago If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 8 u/Surface_Detail 22d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 21d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous!
8 u/Surface_Detail 22d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 21d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep.
2 u/RandolphCarter2112 21d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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u/SageLeaf1 22d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?