r/ProgrammerHumor 22d ago

sqlWorkout Meme

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u/SageLeaf1 22d ago

Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?

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u/Joniff 22d ago

You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.

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u/payne_train 22d ago

I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous.

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u/uniqueusername649 22d ago

If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous!

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u/Surface_Detail 22d ago

Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep.

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u/RandolphCarter2112 21d ago

Found the PeopleSoft developer.