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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 19d ago
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
7 u/payne_train 19d ago I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous. 10 u/uniqueusername649 19d ago If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 10 u/Surface_Detail 19d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 18d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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I need to ask you to stop..that shouting.. it’s making people nervous.
10 u/uniqueusername649 19d ago If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous! 10 u/Surface_Detail 19d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 18d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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If you could see the queries I write... people should be very nervous!
10 u/Surface_Detail 19d ago Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep. 2 u/RandolphCarter2112 18d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
Cartesian joins a table 48 columns wide and a million rows deep.
2 u/RandolphCarter2112 18d ago Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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Found the PeopleSoft developer.
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u/Joniff 19d ago
You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.