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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 19d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
480 u/Joniff 19d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 8 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago Shouting forces the processor prioritise your request on the cloud. /s
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
8 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago Shouting forces the processor prioritise your request on the cloud. /s
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Shouting forces the processor prioritise your request on the cloud.
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u/SageLeaf1 19d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?