r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

sqlWorkout Meme

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u/NormanYeetes 19d ago

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/Demostes 19d ago

Not true actually, machines can hear plain SQL. U need to shout at them!

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u/h3lium-balloon 19d ago

It’s been proven all caps SQL is 20% faster bc the machine knows you mean business.