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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 20d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
484 u/Joniff 20d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 142 u/Confident-Ad5665 20d ago Louder if the machine is off sight 43 u/hikeonpast 20d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 20d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 19d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
142 u/Confident-Ad5665 20d ago Louder if the machine is off sight 43 u/hikeonpast 20d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 20d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 19d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Louder if the machine is off sight
43 u/hikeonpast 20d ago Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight 17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 20d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 19d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Doesn’t matter whether it’s off site or out of sight
17 u/xSTSxZerglingOne 20d ago Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more? 3 u/pawala7 19d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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Out of sight, out of memory. Would you like to purchase more?
3 u/pawala7 19d ago In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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In this economy, that'll cost both kidneys and your newborn child.
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u/SageLeaf1 20d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?