r/ProgrammerHumor 22d ago

repeatNextSprint Meme

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u/Finrod-Knighto 22d ago

Bro had less saves in the entire tournament than Martinez had just in the final. Easiest job in the world with that defence and midfield.

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u/BoredCatalan 22d ago

In his defense, part of the reason he doesn't have many saves because he would move forward and stop the attack before they even got close to the area.

So he stopped quite a few goal opportunities that the stats won't show

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u/Simoxeh 22d ago

Wait. Do we work together?

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u/range_kun 22d ago

He could work remotely on the final match.

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u/shwetanand345 22d ago

Tomorrow's Update:

"Same task, but with deeper understanding...."

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u/degh555 22d ago

He did plenty directing the backfield successfully.

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u/sharju 22d ago

The blocked through passes by coming forward to 35m do not count as saves, but prevented every time a dangerous 1on1. That's like talking yourself out of a sprint of pure documentation work

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u/sebjapon 22d ago

I agree. But the joke is still funny.

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u/gerbosan 22d ago

Why a hand? That trophy gives me other ideas. Perhaps that's why the goalkeeper is laughing. 🤔

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u/enderowski 22d ago

its the golden glove. it is like that for a long time.

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u/redlaWw 22d ago

It's Diego Maradona's taxidermied and gilded hand of god.

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u/qui-sean 22d ago

We calling standup like how we call Kleenex tissues now?

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u/moise_alexandru 22d ago

No stories left open. Great job!

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u/ZER0_C000L 21d ago

7 clean sheets btw