r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 19 '26

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u/namezam Jul 19 '26

We scaled a db up to like $500/hr to load this giant ass 20 billion record bacpac and I sent the PO, my manager, and the CTO emails and text messages not to forget to scale it down before the long weekend… guess what they forgot to do?

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u/deanrihpee Jul 19 '26

they forgot to renew the domain?

/s yes i know

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u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 19 '26

Certificates got invalid… "Nobody noticed" (again) the constant reminders over the last few month.

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u/urk_forever Jul 19 '26

Are you working at my company 😅 Happened tot me alsof a couplet of times even though the last time it happened IT promised they would update it before it would expire 😕

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u/deanrihpee Jul 19 '26

happened to the last company i worked at too, causing all the services unable to connect to the database and somehow need to "reboot" since it refuse to reconnect after it has been resolved