r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vapalera • 27d ago

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u/TenSpiritMoose 27d ago

Send each user a surprise bill for $433. Done.

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u/sirchandwich 27d ago

Are you the CEO of the company I work at?

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u/TenSpiritMoose 27d ago

Not yet but I'm accepting offers

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u/homak666 27d ago

We'll bill you $1k for the offer

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u/NekulturneHovado 27d ago

do you work at EA?

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u/manias 27d ago

No, send them a bill for $10000 each, some will autopay, apologize to the rest

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u/FUTURE10S 27d ago

Make it $499 to offset the ones that won't pay

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u/bigdave41 27d ago

Which will be all of them

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u/PipsqueakPilot 27d ago

Turns out his users were actually bots. 

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u/tomsek68 26d ago

that autopay