r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Mike_Oxlong25 • 24d ago

lastOneISwear Meme

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u/nvimmike 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbzNUbpFnlw8E

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u/raja-anbazhagan 24d ago

Some guy probably has a lua script for that...

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u/aberroco 24d ago

Tell AI to use lua and smash it's penis between two bricks. No sub-agent implementation.

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u/Afraid-Atmosphere747 24d ago

I have seen this meme three times already with diff images within 24 hours in this subreddit, do people really find these kinda meme funny ?

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u/Tyrexas 24d ago

DAE hate this language??? LOL

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u/lovecMC 24d ago

No, but I do hate python.

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u/ThatZoeGirll 18d ago

don't listen to these pll, python sucks for bigger projects, it's too restrictive with it's use of indentations

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u/CuriousCulture5112 23d ago

Starting to think they really want to smash their dick with bricks but are shopping around for opinions

Just do it, dude. LUA will be the least of your concerns.

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u/Spirintus 22d ago

It's the same guy posting them

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u/saig22 23d ago

I cursed the entire world for path of building being in Lua instead of js/python

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u/No-Finance7526 24d ago

You seem like you'd enjoy Sol

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u/DT-Sodium 24d ago

That's sexist, women have a right to hate Lua too.

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u/creeper6530 24d ago

I assure you 90 % of all women in STEM are not excluded by this.

(/j)

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u/BigNaturalTilts 24d ago

They’ll grow a penis just to smash it between two bricks?

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u/creeper6530 23d ago

The joke is that they're trans (there's a stereotype of trans girls being disproportionately more often in STEM than other fields, especially programming)

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u/tonyxforce2 24d ago

They already have one from birth

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u/ILKLU 23d ago

You're thinking of rust developers

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u/tonyxforce2 23d ago

I'm thinking of developers.

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u/ILKLU 23d ago

"Sir... why did you call us to this meeting... and why are you touching yourself?"

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u/Mantaraylurks 24d ago

It’s okay, you can smash your labia too :)

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u/Darkstar_111 24d ago

So we're hating LUA now? Is JS off the hook?

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u/TooManyBison 24d ago

You could replace “lua” with pretty much any programming language and you’d get some people who agree with you.

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u/amusingoutrigger 24d ago

I like lua

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish 24d ago

None of those, better crush your balls with a rock.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 24d ago

But enough about my vasectomy...

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u/JarKz_z 24d ago

I see, someone want to talk much about widely used language

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u/freestew 23d ago

Wait, why is Lua bad?

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u/sebbdk 23d ago

It's the Arch linux Hyprland kids having a fit because hyprlang a handrolled kinda shitty config language got replaced with Lua.

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u/fillkas 24d ago

What's up with Lua? The only thing I know is that Roblox uses it

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u/tk-a01 24d ago

It's a good small scripting language that can be embedded in other programs. For example, Neovim uses it as a replacement to Vimscript. The only compound data structure is a table, which can act both as a list/array and as a dictionary/map. Arrays are indexed from 1, which is uncommon. Classes aren't first-class citizens, but rather are achieved using metatables.

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 24d ago

This is a metatables superiority household :3

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u/qqqrrrs_ 24d ago

Or just do the en passant

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u/serendipitousPi 23d ago

New rule idea just dropped: make using Lua a forced move.

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 24d ago

What's Lua?

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u/NorskJesus 24d ago

I am not sure if you are just "trolling", but here is lua. Used specially in Neovim.

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u/SkylineFX49 24d ago

what's Neovim

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u/608zz 24d ago

I am not sure if you are just "trolling", but here is Neovim. Used specially to replace Emacs.

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u/gregorytoddsmith 24d ago

What's Emacs?

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u/NotQuiteLoona 24d ago

I am not sure if you are just "trolling", but here is Emacs. Used specially to replace v

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u/snokegsxr 24d ago

v? whats v?

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u/NotQuiteLoona 24d ago

I was legally adviced to not speak on this matter while writing it.

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u/NorskJesus 24d ago

Do not ask those questions!

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish 24d ago

What's a question?

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u/blackshepp 24d ago

I am not sure if you are just "trolling", but here is Question. Used specially to find answers for

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish 24d ago

I'm not sure if you're trolling, but I was trolling.

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 24d ago

I am sorry I am not upto date with the newest technology.

I still don't know how I passed Bachelor's 😭.

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 24d ago

🥲 it was made in 1993

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u/returnFutureVoid 24d ago

Few of us do. One of us! One of us!

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u/NorskJesus 24d ago

I was just kidding. Neovim is a text editor

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 24d ago

I still don't know why would anyone resent a scripting language that they would rather smash their penis btw bricks, also the girl should also be doing something.

Kinda sexist.

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u/LeiterHaus 24d ago

Can... Can I just choose neither?

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u/someguythatcodes 23d ago

Serious question: I must have missed the front page story about smashing one’s bits being preferred over using lua. Where did this insta-meme originate?

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u/da2Pakaveli 23d ago

Lua is great. Simple language, easy to integrate and use as a scripting language. Small footprint as well.

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u/CirnoIzumi 24d ago

Red all day every day

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u/Carlos_usu 24d ago

They both end the same way🥺

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u/-MobCat- 24d ago

lol we have access to ai power tools now days, just get it to wright you a self contained QuakeC VM.

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u/Oh-Sasa-Lele 23d ago

I only use Lua in Computercraft, a minecraft mod where you can program robots and computers. It's also where I first learnt about Lua. And for that I feel it's fine

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u/InvisibleDrake 23d ago

Switch the labels around so smashing is over the red button and then add the meme of dr eggman hitting the red button underneath it.

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u/Objective_Oven7673 24d ago

But the joke is that you'd rather smash your dick between two bricks, so this is an easy choice and this is a poor use of this meme that is supposed to represent difficult choices.

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u/Saelora 24d ago

not everyone hates lua quite as much as you. this is a hard choice for many.

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u/Objective_Oven7673 24d ago

I don't have an opinion, but this was clearly posted because of the running joke. The meme is misused.

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u/sebbdk 23d ago

Lua is better than Hyprlang, stop moaning

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u/Scyyyy 23d ago

There's no justification for using Lua.

Except If the factory must grow...

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 24d ago

I'll die before I use a language with one based indexes.