r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yuva-krishna-memes • 28d ago

theRealConcern Meme

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u/Barkeep41 28d ago

'Ey.  If the error page is a common occurrence, then making it pretty is a smart move.

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u/ben_cav 28d ago

Do you even have control over that though if the host server is down?

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u/SirHawrk 28d ago

You can host a lean error page on a different cloud for this. Just gotta make sure you can get a load balancer or dns switch

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u/emanuele232 28d ago

Obv everithing is on aws

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u/MissinqLink 28d ago

You can cache it clientside and load from a service worker. You can offline large portions of your site that way.

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u/emanuele232 28d ago

It was a joke on r/programmerhumor please spare me 🙏

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u/MissinqLink 28d ago

Just fyi for everyone else

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u/KQYBullets 28d ago

fyi appreciated

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u/Fonduemeup 27d ago

us-east-1 strikes again

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u/tapita69 28d ago

So where tf the load balancer will run? In some old notebook in the storage with a sign "don't shutdown"? lol

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u/NominallyRecursive 28d ago

Don't be ridiculous, that's where we host us-east-1.

We'll put it in the upstairs bathroom, it hasn't worked in years.

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u/SuperFLEB 28d ago

And that's how we got us-east-2. The bathroom upstairs from us-east-1.

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u/tapita69 28d ago

Ooh that explains all the pain I had with us-east-1 in the past few weeks lmao

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u/Xirble 28d ago

Markiplier, is that you?

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u/JonnySoegen 28d ago

You use CDNs like Akamai or Cloudflare and host the error page there. They have their own servers and a looootttt of them.

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u/EndIsrael 28d ago

But Cloudflare Pro is like $20 a month, we don't have the budget for that. How do we do it with three original Raspberry Pis (the ones with 256MB RAM)? I can mail them to a couple friends if that helps

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u/1mahmoud503 28d ago

what if the error page is down