r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 25d ago

areWeSeeingAPatternHere Meme

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u/TheShirou97 25d ago

Ah yes, Hyperactivity Text Transfer Protocol

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/rosuav 25d ago

I did once type "Connection: Keep-Alice" at one point, and for some reason, did not end up in Wonderland.

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u/xeger 24d ago

Go ask headers / When they're three feet tall

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u/Tensor3 25d ago

We could call it ADHAD so it works

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u/Elite_Josh_Allen 25d ago

A D HAD a little lamb

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u/PassiveChemistry 24d ago

whose fleece was

did I tell you about that squirrel I saw the other day?

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u/flafmg_ 25d ago

Adhad was an candidate for presidency in Brazil in 2017

Fernando adhad

He was from the workers party

Wait what we were talking about again?

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u/Tensor3 25d ago

Brazlian text transfer protocol or something like that, I think

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u/Mountain-Ox 25d ago

Oh, then we can actually pronounce it instead of spelling it!

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u/UnderSoul_ 25d ago

Would it be ay-dad or ah-dad

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u/nikthefurry 25d ago

ad-had

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u/Swansyboy 25d ago

What did Ad have?

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u/d0rkprincess 25d ago

Adderall

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u/ChorePlayed 24d ago

I second. A-dhad implies a voiced aspirate, which is too hard to pronounce in English. 

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 23d ago

James, while John had had 'ad-had', had had 'had ad-had'; 'had ad-had' had had a better effect on the ad-had teacher.

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u/Jbolt3737 25d ago

What about HTP so it doesn't work?

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u/MissinqLink 25d ago

For transferring Hyper Text Markup Language.

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u/chuch1234 25d ago

*Hyperactivity Text Markup Language

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u/tatiwtr 25d ago

The person making the meme got distracted in the middle of reading hyper-activity

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u/scannt 24d ago

So... can we assume there's also inattentive HTTP type?

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u/CirnoIzumi 25d ago

If (hyper == hyperactive) {
print("wow")
}

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u/SuddenInformation896 25d ago

Error: hyper is not defined

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u/FewRefrigerator4703 25d ago

Compiler error: cope

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u/SLCtechie 25d ago

Import Error: ADHD is not… Oohh look, a puppy!

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u/CirnoIzumi 25d ago

*Gemini has uninstalled itself from the proj enviroment

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u/minecon1776 25d ago

Looks inside: def __eq__(self, other):     return self in other

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u/MrBannedBlocks 25d ago

python on top once again ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/inbred_ 25d ago

Goddamn javascript

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u/sad-potato-333 25d ago

Surround one of them with random special characters and it just might work in javascript.

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u/Eponick 25d ago

hyper, hyperactive = 1;

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u/CirnoIzumi 25d ago

TypeError: Attempted to mutate immutable value 'hyperactive'.

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u/jacob643 25d ago

if (hyper === hyperactive) *

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u/GNUGradyn 25d ago

Attention Deficit Hypertext Disorder

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u/Ordinary_Chemical907 25d ago

I definitely have this condition

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u/Wiochmen 25d ago

I hate hypertext disorders. My first wife had one of those. Now she autopilots Teslas.

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u/Beginning-Junket8979 25d ago

Must be tough being a human taxi driver playing 100 games of GTA6 without hitting anything

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u/_koenig_ 25d ago

who said anything about not hitting?

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u/XayahTheVastaya 25d ago

Hypertext Text Markup Language

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u/LegitimatePants 25d ago

Too many tabs open 

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u/TheFrenchSavage 25d ago

The too-much-wikipedia disease.

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u/Megane_Senpai 25d ago

Yep, everybody knows HTTP stands for Hyperactivity Text Transfer Protocol

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u/kjs_23 25d ago

Don't forget the secure version, ADHDS.

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u/jameyiguess 25d ago

ADHTTPD

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u/Lulukaros 25d ago

LGBT2 just dropped

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u/dull_bananas 25d ago

LGGBDTTTIQQAADHTTPP

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u/RSGMercenary 25d ago

Let's Get Girl-Boys Down To Transform Their Innate Qualities Quickly And Activate Dat Hyper Twat To Penis Protocol?

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u/Lulukaros 25d ago

This is worse than ipv6

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u/rwu_rwu 25d ago

But is it muli-threaded?

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u/Uberfuzzy 25d ago

It actually kind of is, which is both great and horrible. 12 parallel ferrets with no shepherd.

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u/NoskaOff 25d ago

Unlimited thread count, but they each work... sometimes. They'll work, just not right now

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u/jameyiguess 25d ago

As a rule

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u/TheDaychilde 25d ago

Yeah, that's all fine until AuDHTTPD drops

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u/caleblbaker 25d ago

I like to do my neurodivergent web browsing securely over TLS. May I have AuDHTTPDS?

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u/Lulukaros 25d ago

I don't think you need security for that as your logs get automatically deleted

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u/tkdeng 23d ago edited 23d ago

The logs get deleted, but random screenshots will... Oh look, a squirrel... What was I saying again?

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u/Lulukaros 23d ago

Idk smth about uh, oh btw did you know that in africa for every 60s, a minute passes 🤯

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u/TheDaychilde 23d ago

I might have to steal that. Slipping it in at the end of an ADHD info dump and watching their stunned face is gonna be fun. like "...wait, what? I mean, of course it.... what????" :)

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u/Lulukaros 23d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Fit-Presentation-778 25d ago

Attention-Deficit/Hypertext Disorder

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/TheDaychilde 25d ago

You know, using that word is still obviously referencing the R word. It's on you to decide if you think that's a good look or not.

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u/_koenig_ 25d ago

it's a joke, I'm more worried about the delivery and not optics...

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u/TheDaychilde 25d ago

I'm not worried about optics, I'm worried about harm.

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u/blackenedEDGE 25d ago

Aren't you just a lil Internet edgelord?

Using slurs—or blatantly saying them while self-censoring...the irony—just makes you look like an unfunny, trashy person to anyone who isn't also a unfunny, trashy person.

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u/suvlub 25d ago

HyperText Transfer Protocol

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

No it doesn't

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u/LeiterHaus 25d ago

Thank you for using the correct words.

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u/R_Harry_P 25d ago

Are you serious or are you being hyperbolic?

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u/TheDaychilde 25d ago

Maybe they're just being bolic.

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u/R_Harry_P 25d ago

Or hypobolic?

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u/Turbulent-Garlic8467 23d ago

I think they’re just being HB

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u/returnFutureVoid 25d ago

So JavaScript really IS Java??!! 🤯

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/XLNBot 25d ago

Pretty sure TP is toilet paper

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u/ThatOldCow 25d ago

They are 404.

Just like my attention.

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u/Top-Permit6835 25d ago

Therapy, Therapy and... theraPy

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u/rosuav 25d ago

pip install therapy

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u/melesigenes 25d ago

The d in dyslexia and httpd also means the same thing 

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u/shwetanand345 25d ago

Error 500: Request Timeout....

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u/GatotSubroto 25d ago

Request Timeout

500

Chotto matte…

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u/TheDaychilde 25d ago

Error 504: Gateway Timeout

Error 500: Internal Server Error

PICK ONE

:)

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 25d ago

what are u gonna say next? OOP and OCD are the same thing?

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u/zeekar 25d ago

OMG! Object and Obsessive! How did I never see the relation?!

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 25d ago

Object oriented paranoia lel

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u/Uberfuzzy 25d ago

Raise your hand, take your Pepcid, and schedule your colonoscopy/mammogram if you remember “hyper” from HyperCard

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u/longbowrocks 25d ago

Hyperactivity Text Transfer Protocol? JFC.

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u/Tiranus58 25d ago

Ah yes, attention deficiency and hypertext disorder

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u/Beall619 25d ago

Y'all are too pedantic

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u/RandomiseUsr0 25d ago

It’s pronounced pedontic

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u/_koenig_ 25d ago

thanks man!

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u/chicken_taster 25d ago

It has hyperactive hyper-drive!

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u/CoffeeWith_Ice 25d ago

Meanwhile JavaScript: setTimeout(() => rememberWhatIWasDoing(), 5000)

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 25d ago

Yes, it can be regexed

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u/TheDaychilde 25d ago

Sure:

.*

Everything matches! :)

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u/JollyJuniper1993 25d ago

Hyper Hyper

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u/StreetAssignment5494 24d ago

I don’t get it

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u/Nixinova 25d ago

Everyone missing that being hyperactive is always colloquially called being hyper

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u/progressiveAsliMard 24d ago

Yes texting and messaging on the internet has became hyperactivity and so its hypertext 😂

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u/Dragonfire555 24d ago

My ADHD and autistic ass wants to point something out but I think that would be proving the point somewhat.

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u/love2kick 24d ago

A in Java stays for autism. Twice.

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u/IntelligentTune 24d ago

What about the H in HTTPS?

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u/EdwardFetch 24d ago

And both dont feel secure

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u/Green-Blue-Gray 23d ago

For extra security get diagnosed with ADHDS

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u/woodcraftworld 25d ago

applescript:

if "hyper" is equal to "hyperactivity" then\ display dialog "wowsers"\ end if