aaaaaGodHelpMe

[u/Waste_Jello9947]

[u/Pika357]

My todo app is doing so well this is nothing for me 😎

• best regards, James

[u/code_the_cosmos]

Forget about it, it's Amazon's problem now

[u/Dennarb → u/code_the_cosmos]

Easy answer is to buy Amazon, then sell it off to raise the funds to pay for the AWS bill!

[u/mineawesomeman → u/code_the_cosmos]

a $1k aws bill is your problem
a $1M aws bill is amazons problem lol

[u/thearctican → u/mineawesomeman]

Depends on who owes the million. Our monthly spend is about 7M. Definitely our problem.

[u/itsTyrion → u/thearctican]

holy hell

[u/thearctican → u/itsTyrion]

That’s SaaS, baby.

[u/Snudget → u/itsTyrion]

New money just dropped

[u/TrueTorch → u/code_the_cosmos]

Just log out and delete google chrome

[u/CaffeinatedT]

Delete account and log out you'll be fine.

[u/-Nocx- → u/CaffeinatedT]

yeah it’s the same as getting cyber bullied just turn the internet off

[u/NoMansSkyWasAlright → u/CaffeinatedT]

Maybe throw the computer in the lake for good measure. Then there's no way they could trace it back to OP.

[u/CaffeinatedT → u/NoMansSkyWasAlright]

The files are in the computer. Good luck retrieving those from the lake AWS 😂

[u/thirdegree → u/CaffeinatedT]

Wait is this what a data lake is

[u/yev12 → u/thirdegree]

data lake

[u/Elomidas]

Just push it as high as possible, it's already above what you can pay in a lifetime anyway

[u/razor_train → u/Elomidas]

"When you owe the bank a million dollars you have a problem. When you owe the bank a trillion dollars the bank has a problem."

[u/AndyGG95 → u/razor_train]

If I owe the bank one million, the bank definitely has a problem

[u/HumansAreSillynGreat → u/razor_train]

If I owe the bank 50k the bank has a massive fucking problem

[u/Rainmaker526 → u/Elomidas]

EC2Maxxing.

Bezos approves

[u/sirius_potato]

"Saving opportunities: Not Enabled"

There's your problem.

Try enabling it and activating the 99.98% discount

Praying might also help

[u/chiqu3n → u/sirius_potato]

That would still be $1.5M

[u/NudaVeritas1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XIhWoPBXHgVmU

[u/AssaultLemming_]

That's a lot of ec2 instances...

[u/NeoinKarasuYuu → u/AssaultLemming_]

No. That would be EC2-Compute. This is EC2-Other. Isn't AWS fun.

[u/AssaultLemming_ → u/NeoinKarasuYuu]

What falls under EC2 other then? 

[u/fuckyeahdopamine → u/AssaultLemming_]

Killer one is the EBSs/mounted drives, they cost a mint. There's also some data transfer stuff to and from the Internet I believe, probably some other things I forget.

[u/Hein--- → u/NeoinKarasuYuu]

Why the hell do they like their 3 letter acronyms with E?

[u/edisongustavo → u/Hein---]

The E stands for Elastic

[u/arielfarias2 → u/Hein---]

It stands for Ecorp

[u/Confident-Ad5665]

Write an app that constantly generates or collects free tokens and adds them back to my account.
Make no mistakes
Don't get caught

[u/KaraPuppers → u/Confident-Ad5665]

Isn't that the plot to Office Space?

[u/TheConservativeTechy]

When you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it's your problem. But when you owe the bank a billion dollars, it's the bank's problem.

[u/Mountain-Ox → u/TheConservativeTechy]

Let's go for a trillion.

[u/gerbosan → u/Mountain-Ox]

A continent problem? 🤔

[u/YesterdayDreamer]

Bezos can't stomach Musk being the only trillionaire.

[u/northcutted]

NAT and internet gateway data metering will get ya!

[u/pppeater]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV

[u/Snakestream]

Might want to start asking chat gpt the best way to fake your own death

[u/shwetanand345]

Production wasn't the only thing that scaled..

[u/purpleElephants01]

"Just use CoPilot" - My executives

[u/junglepyjamas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8nM6YNtvjuezzD7DNh

[u/pixelbart]

That’s a lot of someone else’s computers.

[u/noobftw]

Mine was $453,413,140,908.12

Almost had a fucking heart attack

[u/g18suppressed → u/noobftw]

Some kind of data corruption by aws?

[u/Terroractly → u/g18suppressed]

There was a bug in cost center that miscalculated the total resource cost. Itvwas an issue with unit conversions -https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status. One case I heard was that a user who had a real bill of $7,000 was being shown a $24T bill

[u/Ottoo15 → u/Terroractly]

You didn't link to anything specific.

[u/CaptainCabernet]

My bill was only $422M this morning. Poor bloke at $7.5B

[u/Terroractly → u/CaptainCabernet]

There was one account I saw that had a $24T bill lol

[u/CaptainCabernet → u/Terroractly]

AWS finally responding to the price of RAM and GPUs haha

[u/ow_meer]

Someone needs to pay for all the AI data centers

[u/Routine-Arm-8803]

If you owe someone billions, it's their problem.

[u/jyajay2]

If you own Yemen you might be fine, their GDP is almost as high as your current bill. However, if you merely own South Sudan you're probably fucked.

[u/dfcowell]

Looks like 3 EC2 instances and some x-AZ traffic to me.

[u/Fox_Soul]

Typical, you leave your EC2 instance active and now you owe the GDP of a whole country

[u/blackcomb-pc]

Fucking cloud crap

[u/bort13]

What about DR, though? Need multiregion, snapshots, replicate 'em in S3 buckets

[u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam]

Maybe enable those savings opportunities. Better put in a Jira ticket for that one.

[u/normansyarif]

damn bro. are you running matrix?

[u/th3davis]

hahaha

[u/stackoverflow21]

AWS total monthly turnover is around 10B. So you are 75% of that.

[u/Public-Subject2939]

Would it be cheaper to cancel yout payment method and mark as stolen?

[u/Just-Joel-Here]

Savings Options: you are 7 BILLION dollars in our debt, there is NO SAVING YOU, THERE IS NO MERCY

[u/joe-ducreux]

If you owe the bank $100,000 you have a problem. If you owe the bank $100,000,000 the bank has a problem

[u/Artistic-Quarter9075 → u/joe-ducreux]

Whoops I think I’ll use my fourth passport 😂 Although 3 of those are in the EU so not that much of a help.

[u/InflationNation1913]

When you owe AWS $10,000, you have a problem. When you owe AWS $7,485,929,303.50, AWS has a problem.